Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Went camping the past weekend. I have pics up on facebook if anyone wants to see em. I might put one on here. Maybe.

Going to Monticello, MN this weekend for my Goddaughter's baptism. Should be a good time. I guess.
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Thursday, May 14, 2009

The first casualty from the enemy side has been confirmed.

Yesterday, an enemy attempted to infiltrate our perimeter. While taking down another bird's nest aka "fox hole" the enemy launched the first attack since the declaration of war.

The kamikaze mission of the enemy has failed.

Our troops successfully took down the enemy pilot buy shooting it down with a pellet gun.

The pilot was found earlier this evening suffering just on the outside of the main perimeter. With compassion, the search party put the enemy out of it's misery.

No more sightings of other air born craft in the vicinity.

Remaining enemy... the elusive squirrel.

Tainted rat food has been setup to try and eliminated the pesky leader of the animal resistance.

In other news, the roof is completely finished.
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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

I, Moodkiller, hearby submit an official declaration of war against the pesky vermin who have attempted to infiltrate my domicile.

A message to all who attempt to reside in, or on my house.

"This is not an animal house. This is a place for human residence. Feel free to stake a claim in any of the trees surrounding the house. If you do not refrain from building your homes under my basketball hoop, or under my soffit, drastic measures will be taken, and you will be shot."

This may seem a little rash to some of you, but I've been fighting off these two birds from building a nest under my basketball hoop. The declaration of war came to fruition yesterday. While attempting to take down the little bits of nest, one of the robins tried to dive bomb my head. So, I got my pellet gun, and waited by the kitchen window. I did take a shot and I hit the damn thing, but this morning, that little bastard is back.

I also have a huge grey squirrel trying to live under my soffit. I don't want to kill any of them, but I might not have any choice.
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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

So, we're supposed to get our roof redone today. Well, it was supposed to be yesterday. Well, it was supposed to be done last week.

Stupid weather. If it would stop raining for a day it could get done. I'm just ready to be done with it so I can relax a bit on the home improvement.
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Tuesday, May 05, 2009

I'm updating to say that no one updates enough.
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