So, lots have been going on since my last post. I'm super horrible at posting. I don't know why, I just am.

Anyway, My new wife and I are expecting a little baby girl! She will be here on or around march 9th.

We do have a name picked out, but we're keeping that a secret. I'd put it on here, but I fear that people I know might still be lurking around. Probably because of a lack of better options on the Internet. I get it, my blog brings people joy for some reason.

So I guess that's another reason to post more often. And Porky, if you're reading this, I'm talking to you too. Only because you're the only person I'm aware of that still comes here. But there might be more...