My Boss: Tony, can you hook up a dual monitor setup for the owner?
Me: I sure can. I just need to find an extra video card.
My Boss: A video card? For what?
Me: So I can hook up the second monitor.
My Boss: Just set it up like mine is.
Me: Yours is setup like that.
My Boss: Not it isn't!! I'm using a VGA cable splitter!!
Me: No, you're not. You have an on board video card, and an AGP video card.
My Boss: Well, that's not how it's supposed to be setup. We should all just use the split cables.
Me: That's not an option, so I'll just set it up the was it's supposed to be done.
My Boss: FINE!! DO WHAT EVER!! (then storms away)

This is a typical conversation with my boss. She's kind of clueless.