I think I'm going to start using the term "blog" as a expletive.
For example... instead of using the "F" word, simply replace it with "blog"

Blog you!!!
or
You wanna come back to my place and blog?

Or even replacing the "S" word:

Man, I just stepped in dog blog!!
or
Your breath smells like blog.

You think it will catch on? At least kids would be able to use it at school or church or something without getting into trouble. I think I might be onto something.