It's raining, it's pouring. The old man is snoring. He bumped his head, on the foot of his bed, and couldn't get up in the morning.

It's sure is wet out there today. Then it's supposed to snow tomorrow. I guess it's a good thing it's raining today. Just to get that good sheet of ice before the rain.

Guess what I'm doing tonight. Give up? I'm making cookies. My sweetheart made monster cookies this weekend, and there was some dough left over. So I am going to use the rest of that. I sure hope I remember. I don't think it will be a problem, someone beat me to death with the fact that I haven't done it yet.....lol.

Here are some things you can't do in Las Angeles:
It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison.

It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.