So, I was at my good friend,canopenner's house, and he showed me what I truely am. hehe, check this out.

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If I were a NetHack monster, I would be a mimic. I can be whatever I think you need me to be - it might look like I'm here to help you, but really you're here to help me.

Which NetHack Monster Are You?